My dog is mad at me.
JP and I took Gobey, our considerably handsome Goldendoodle, in for his seasonal grooming. It had been a ruff (haha) winter for Gobey( i.e. dog attacks and dreadlocks), so he really needed a fresh start. In under two hours our, questionably sadistic, groomer turned my dog from a Marley to Simmons. Gobey retired his dreadlockss for a reverse mullet, short shorts, and a fanny pack.
*Please note the puff at the end of his tail, and his back-combed ears.
Have you ever been ashamed to be seen with your dog? It’ s horrible. With regret, I admit to actually having second thoughts about taking Gobey outdoors. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the Whistler dog scene is reputably pretentious and often cruel.
If your dog is
a) Not a rescue
b)Less than 10 lbs
d)Lacking wolf DNA
e) Groomed like s/he belongs in a purse
Prepare yourself for some level of ridicule. Toto, we are not in West Vancouver.
AT LEAST MY DOG SMELLS BETTER THAN YOURS: STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
1/2 cup Milk ( Rice, almond, or coconut)
1 1/2 Frozen Bananas
6-8 Frozen Strawberries
1/8 cup Maple Syrup
1/4 cup Cashews
1 1/2 TSP Vanilla Extract (VERY important)
1 cup Spinach
I actually made this smoothie in my food processor. I added the milk and cashews first and then the bananas, and remaining ingredients. This would have been over the top delicious with coconut milk, but I did not have any. This smoothie tastes like a milkshake. It was so decadent that I added spinach because it seemed wrong to drink something this awesome for breakfast. 1 cup of spinach, and it was still delicious