GREEN SMOOTHIE: STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE

My dog is mad at me.

True story.

JP and I took Gobey, our considerably handsome Goldendoodle,  in for his seasonal grooming.  It had been a ruff (haha) winter for Gobey( i.e. dog attacks and dreadlocks), so he really needed a fresh start. In under two hours our, questionably sadistic, groomer turned my dog from a Marley to Simmons. Gobey retired his dreadlockss for a reverse mullet, short shorts, and a fanny pack.

*Please note the puff at the end of his tail, and his back-combed ears.

Have you ever been ashamed to be seen with your dog? It’ s horrible. With regret, I admit to actually having second thoughts about taking Gobey outdoors.  I know it sounds ridiculous, but the Whistler dog scene is reputably pretentious and often cruel.

If your dog is

a) Not a rescue

b)Less than 10 lbs

c) Hypoallergenic

d)Lacking wolf DNA

OR

e) Groomed like s/he belongs in a purse

Prepare yourself for some level of ridicule. Toto, we are not in West Vancouver.

AT LEAST MY DOG SMELLS BETTER THAN YOURS: STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE

1/2 cup Milk ( Rice, almond, or coconut)

1 1/2 Frozen Bananas

6-8 Frozen Strawberries

1/8 cup Maple Syrup

1/4 cup Cashews

1 1/2 TSP Vanilla Extract (VERY important)

1 cup Spinach

I actually made this smoothie in my food processor. I added the milk and cashews first and then the bananas, and remaining ingredients. This would have been over the top delicious with coconut milk, but I did not have any. This smoothie tastes like a milkshake.  It was so decadent that I added spinach because it seemed wrong to drink something this awesome for breakfast.  1 cup of spinach, and it was still delicious

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2 thoughts on “GREEN SMOOTHIE: STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE

  1. . Gobys.s haircut, You just have to ask yourself why would somebody do that to a good looking dog? Perhaps her dog is not near as good looking and she wants to make hers feel better.

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